Penguin president

Blackford (19 December ????-20 April 2099) was a American politician, meteorologist, anti-pedophile and pro-penguin activist who served as the 51st President of the United States from 2045 until 2053. His presidency was marked by radical pro-penguin legislation, which earned him the nickname of the "Penguin President". A member of the Republican Party, Blackford was previously Governor of Indiana, and also became the second oldest living US president on record, behind only Jimmy Carter. His presidency saw the formation of the Global Union for the Protection of Penguins, with Australia and Ecuador initially. Blackford spent much of his early childhood in the town of Gaston, Indiana, a sad podunk town.